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PEGASUS
(moderator) 8 Nov 2006 1:16pm
Chuck Mills: "When it comes to football, God is prejudiced - toward big, fast kids."
Luke Salisbury: "Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it."
Sue Lawley: "American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party."
Frank Middleton, Oakland Raiders; prior to Super Bowl XXXVII he was asked what was the best thing his ex-head coach Jon Gruden did for the Oakland Raiders. Frank said: "Leave."
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
Terry Bradshaw: "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
Reggie Williams, when asked his greatest strengths as a football player : "Speed, strength, and the inability to register pain immediately."
Elbert Hubbard: "College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture."
Randy Cross: "The NFL, like life, is full of idiots."
Joe Jacoby: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl"
Matt Millen: "To win, I'd run over Joe's mom, too."
Blackie Sherrod, on an auto wreck involving hard-living quarterback Bobby Layne: "After indulging is some heavy, late-night research with some scholarly friends, Bobby was driving back to his hotel, innocently enough, when he was side-swiped by several empty cars lurking at curbside."
Duffy Daugherty: "A tie is like kissing your sister."
Jeff Kemp: "Rapport? You mean like, 'You run as fast as you can, and I'll throw it as far as I can'?"
President Gerald Ford: "I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today."
Emmitt Smith, when asked about new Cowboy coach Bill "The Big Tuna" Parcells: "I have not talked to him, but I have been eating a lot of tuna."
Jack "The Assassin" Tatum, former Raiders defensive back: "I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault."
Howie Long, having fun at the expense of Fox colleague Terry Bradshaw: "In Montana, they renamed a town after an all-time great, Joe Montana. Well, a town in Massachusetts changed their name to honor my guy Terry Bradshaw--Marblehead."
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