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Posted by
EAGLE_0WL
(VIP) 20 Mar 2008 3:36pm
How to shower....
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> How to shower like a woman:
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> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and
colored.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way,
cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror ?
make mental note to do more sit-ups. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair
again to make sure its clean. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash entire body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Exit Mould. Get out
of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent
towel. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along way, cover any exposed areas.
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> How to shower like a man:
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Take off cloths while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along way, shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror. Admire size of your knob and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands
and let the water rinse them off. Make huge fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at
how loud they sound in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area. Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with
towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
Nice one...
Posted by
_CJB_
(VIP) 20 Mar 2008 4:13pm
Funny stuff Arch, and sooooooo true its unbelieveable! 
haha
Posted by
WhyDoYouPlaySoMuch
20 Mar 2008 5:17pm
w0w so so so so so so so TRUE 
hmm
Posted by
Agnus_dei
21 Mar 2008 5:46am
Archi no comments, esspecialy to the "men" part LMAO 
Cheers Marg
lol
Posted by
ShoveThis
(VIP) 21 Mar 2008 1:42pm
lmao good one bud we all do it dont we lol
Posted by
SilverWaters
(VIP) 23 Mar 2008 9:30am
hahahaha nice one archie.
And WHO picks up after u all let me see now ... this needs thought ..... Ahhhhhhh I know..... WOMAN !!
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