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A funny Joke
Posted by
_sunrise_
9 Apr 2008 6:13pm
hello All:
I found this funny joke and I wanted to share with you all hope you all have a laugh as I did . Bless all
A guy is 75 years old and loves to fish and play golf.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,
"Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up.
Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
lol
Posted by
Smokin8s
(VIP) 10 Apr 2008 4:26pm
lol
glad you enjoyed
Posted by
_sunrise_
17 Apr 2008 1:55pm
I am glad you enjoyed Mr_xotic
lol
Posted by
SilverWaters
(VIP) 18 Apr 2008 5:38am
hehehe good one M. Keep them coming. xx J.
Another Joke
Posted by
_sunrise_
23 Apr 2008 3:45pm
YOU GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3 0 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 30 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 30 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
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