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yet another joke.....
Posted by
SilverWaters
(VIP) 13 Apr 2008 8:59am
This is a story about A Fly, a Fish, a Bear
A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.
There is a moral to this story......
In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.
The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular …
"Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed.'
There was a fish in the water thinking,.......
'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.'
There was a bear on the shore thinking ....
'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches
That fish will jump for the fly And I will grab the fish!!'
It also happened that a hunter was further up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich....
"Gosh,' he thought, 'if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish leaps for it... That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.'
Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one river bank, But I can tell you there's more....
A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,
'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches...
And that fish jumps for that fly..
And that bear grabs for that fish..
The dumb hunter will shoot the bear
And drop his cheese sandwich.'
Still not enough ...... ok ....
A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought,
(as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular river around lunch time)
'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches..
And that fish jumps for that fly .
And that bear grabs for that fish
And that hunter shoots that bear..
And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich
Then I can have mouse for lunch.'
Soooo ....The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water.
The fish swallows the fly...
The bear grabs the fish..
The hunter shoots the bear
The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...
The cat jumps for the mouse..
The mouse ducks........
The cat falls into the water and drowns.
NOW, The Moral Of The Story....
Whenever a fly goes down three inches,
Some kitty is gonna be in serious danger. 
lol
Posted by
Smokin8s
(VIP) 13 Apr 2008 3:25pm
kinda confused me for a minute but i got it now lol 
danger will smith..........
Posted by
chill911
13 Apr 2008 8:33pm
gd 1 jane. lol. chill
another one !
Posted by
SilverWaters
(VIP) 17 Apr 2008 6:06am
A young man named John received a parrot named 'Chief' as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out
of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying
only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of
to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in
the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then
suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, 'I
believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm
sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend
to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the
bird continued .......................................
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'May I ask what the turkey did?'
The parrot joke is so funny
Posted by
_sunrise_
17 Apr 2008 1:54pm
Miss. J the parrot joke got me laughing so hard that was a good one thank you for sharing. it was funny
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