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Three Little Piggies
Posted by
SilverWaters
(VIP) 21 Jun 2008 5:43am
Do you all remember this nursey rhyme ......
The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.
'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any
dessert.
'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.
'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy,
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.
'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'
But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'
You're gonna LOVE me for this..............
The third piggy says -
'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
LOL LOL LOL
Posted by
1_RisingSun
24 Jun 2008 4:50am
CUTE!
The three Little piggies
Posted by
tru_country
24 Jun 2008 5:43pm
That was a good one. I really needed that laugh at this time of the evening. Thanks.
3 Little Piggies
Posted by
SilverWaters
(VIP) 25 Jun 2008 4:24am
Thanks Girls.
Jane.
pass the bucket!
Posted by
totally_on_tilt
30 Jun 2008 6:31am
ahhhhhh c'mon!!!
pass the bucket
Posted by
SilverWaters
(VIP) 30 Jun 2008 12:22pm
I presume its the simplicity of the joke that is giving you the bilious attack Dave. One could apologise for this, but on remembering some of your own jokes One wont bother lol.  J
cows
Posted by
totally_on_tilt
5 Jul 2008 3:01am
Right, 2 cows standing in a field, one cows says to the other " what u think about all this mad cow disease?" the other cow says "Aggghhh a talking cow!" n runs off
cows
Posted by
SilverWaters
(VIP) 5 Jul 2008 4:14pm
Errrrrrr I rest My Case !!!! J
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