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Lifes unanswered questions
Posted by
Orfner
2 Sep 2008 9:59am
If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?
Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?
"So tell me, are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
At what age should you tell a highway it's been adopted?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can a storm be officially designated as a tornado without touching down at a trailer park?
Can I yell MOVIE in a crowded firehouse?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Does a person ever get sick without being tired?
Does Mr. Rogers really want us to be his neighbour?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algae-bra?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Have you ever wondered what the other side of your bellybutton looks like? Ewww.
How can something be 'new and improved'? If it's new what was it improving on?
How can there be a limited lifetime warranty?
How can there be self-help GROUPS?
How can you be ALONE with somebody? Think about it...
How come in Scooby Doo--- Fred and Daphne were always on the same team and Velma, Scooby and Shaggy were always on the same team? Doesn't seem quite right now that you think about it, does it?
How come on the show 'Family Matters' two of the kids just dissappeard... they were there one season and gone the next... makes you wonder if family really does matter?
How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do the skittle company people know what a rainbow tastes like?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
lol
Posted by
Jazz7619
(VIP) 3 Sep 2008 1:48am
Thats give me a right giggle even if some off it is in american talk.. just one question i got..
Long life milk, do this mean if i drink it.......
long life milk?
Posted by
Orfner
3 Sep 2008 10:04am
I'd be afraid to drink any milk that's gonna outlive me lol.
questions?
Posted by
superstar_1
4 Sep 2008 10:25am
why are they called apartments when they are together?
why do u drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Just wondering
Posted by
Remington243
5 Sep 2008 10:59pm
Good stuff Mystic. So what the heck do you plant in the ground to grow a seedless watermelon?
thats funny stuff
Posted by
_Aurelius_
6 Sep 2008 8:35pm
dude ive heard of a few of those but thats just plain funny.......lol 
:)
Posted by
Smokin8s
10 Sep 2008 4:26pm
What came first the chicken or the egg?
Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
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