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SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...
Posted by
webmaster
(moderator) 8 Feb 2009 8:10pm
SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...
You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
You don't even have to like 'em!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.
The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, my husband gets into the cab and says as we drove away, "Sorry I took so long, that stupid bxxch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat a$$ downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car.
Mother
Posted by
Spicii
(TD) 4 May 2009 10:47pm
A smile to finish my day, nice to go to bed laughing and thinking how this could be my family taalking, we have a cat, lol. Spicii
ROFL
Posted by
PEGASUS
(moderator) 6 May 2009 1:57pm
Loved it....thanks Web. 
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