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Posted by Orfner (VIP) 18 Oct 2011 5:30pm
    


Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday, at the age of 71.In attendance at the funeral were Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his career was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions.

Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.



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