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Lets cheer things up a little in this awful weather.
Posted by
SilverWaters
(VIP) 12 Feb 2012 6:12am
*One day I was walking down the beach with
Some friends when someone shouted.....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'
They walk among us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the
Estate agent which direction was north because
He didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
And has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'
They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
which is designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk
They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
They Walk Among Us!
:)
Posted by
Orfner
(VIP) 13 Feb 2012 7:12am
A friend sent me a postcard with a picture of earth as taken from space. It read "wish you were here".
Steven Wright.
Posted by
stompncrickets
16 Feb 2012 5:55am
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA So good to see you back to your ole self Jane!!! Keep um coming!
XXXXX
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