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you know your addicted to coffee when.........
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you know your addicted to coffee when.........
Posted by (VIP) 10 Feb 2003 2:35am
    




You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When...
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  • you grind your coffee beans in your mouth
  • you sleep with your eyes open
  • you have to watch videos in fast-foward
  • the only time you're standing still is during an earthquake
  • you can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without the timer
  • you've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week
  • your eyes stay open when you sneeze
  • you chew on other people's fingernails
  • the nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
  • you can type sixty words a minute with your feet
  • you can jump-start your car without cables
  • you don't sweat, you percolate
  • you walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in
  • you forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them
  • you've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers
  • instant coffee takes too long
  • you channel surf faster without a remote. you have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug
  • you short out motion detectors. you don't even wait for the water to boil anymore
  • you help your dog chase its tail
  • you soak your dentures in coffee
  • your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee and an IV hook-up
  • you get a speeding ticket even when you're parked
  • you answer the door before people knock[br]






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