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you know your addicted to coffee when.........
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You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When... [br] you grind your coffee beans in your mouthyou sleep with your eyes openyou have to watch videos in fast-fowardthe only time you're standing still is during an earthquakeyou can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without the timeryou've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this weekyour eyes stay open when you sneezeyou chew on other people's fingernailsthe nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulseyou can type sixty words a minute with your feetyou can jump-start your car without cablesyou don't sweat, you percolateyou walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged inyou forget to unwrap candy bars before eating themyou've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrersinstant coffee takes too longyou channel surf faster without a remote. you have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mugyou short out motion detectors. you don't even wait for the water to boil anymoreyou help your dog chase its tailyou soak your dentures in coffee your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee and an IV hook-upyou get a speeding ticket even when you're parkedyou answer the door before people knock[br]
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