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Have you ever noticed on Male Ad's......
Posted by
DreamCastr_XYI
(VIP) 29 Apr 2004 5:04pm
Now a bit of humour for the you...is this really what the male ads equate to?
MEN'S ADS
40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic.............. Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated.............. Will patronize the heck out of you
Free Spirit........... will date your sister
Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves hmmm
Fun................... Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.......... Arrogant
Very good looking..... Dumb as a board
Honest................ Pathological Liar
Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mama's boy
Mature................ Older than your father
Open-minded........... Wants to date your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit........ Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Sensitive............. Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive........ Swings on the other side of the fence
Spiritual............. Got luck in a cemetery once
Stable................ Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Remember...wrinkles only go where the smiles have been
Women's ads
Posted by
(VIP) 30 Apr 2004 9:38pm
woman:
Sensitive......wants your $
free spirit....wants your $
huggable.......fat and wants your $
petite.........fat and wants your $
Can we see a trend here?
TEXASROSE
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