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A little Newfie humor lol
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(VIP) 3 May 2004 3:38pm
Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St. John's. The doctor looked at Johnny and said 'Let's have da fingers and I'll See what I can do.' Johnny said, 'I haven't got da fingers.'What do you me you haven't got da fingers? It's 2003. We got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. We could have put dem back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring da fingers?' Johnny says, 'How was I suppose to ick dem up!!!'
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