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AND IN REBUTTAL ...It Is Good To Be A Woman!
Posted by
PEGASUS
(VIP) 25 May 2004 12:58pm
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
TRUE? *GRIN* Just kidding guys...we love you and actually some of your RULES are right on!
Rebuttall
Posted by
(VIP) 25 May 2004 7:50pm
Nice comeback Peg, but I do believe it was a man dressed as a woman who was first off the Titanic, but it was a man steering (he didn't ask for directions)
lol 
Posted by
gcuser1
29 May 2004 7:15pm
And woman don't have to spit when playing ball. Oh yeah and please don't forget..Women cannot belch, blow their nose, spit or pass gas so if they don't ##### once in awhile they will explode.
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