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Anyone Like Blonde Jokes?
Posted by
PEGASUS
(VIP) 25 Jun 2004 8:52pm
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, 'When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!'
Blonde
Posted by
(VIP) 26 Jun 2004 11:47am
Wife is blonde....did she tell you that story, it happened to her.
OK ...
Posted by
calc_guy
26 Jun 2004 10:08pm
... What do you get when 10 blondes stand ear to ear??
calc_guy
Answer
Posted by
calc_guy
(VIP) 3 Jul 2004 3:15pm
... a winf tunnel.
calc_guy
and also...
Posted by
MAB
5 Jul 2004 5:49pm
guess you heard they can only buy a car
that has the high beam/dimmer switch on the
floor, didn't you? Yeah cause they were
getting their left foot caught in the steering
wheel when trying to use the switch built
into the turn signal lever.
LOL Funny MAB 
Posted by
gcuser1
5 Jul 2004 6:50pm
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