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SAYING THE RIGHT THING!
Posted by
PEGASUS
(VIP) 12 Jul 2004 5:51pm
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty
looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table;
'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
shopping. Love You.'
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a
hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at the table, eating. Marty asks, 'Son, what happened
last night?'
His son says, 'Well, you came home after 3 AM,
drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the
hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled
into the door.'
Confused, Marty asks, 'So, why is everything in order and
so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?'
His son replies, 'Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, was helping you into bed, and you said, 'Lady, leave me alone, I'm a happily marriied man!'
A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - PRICELESS
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