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Posted by
PEGASUS
(VIP) 14 Jul 2004 3:11pm
FACTS of LIFE
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said, 'Implants?' She hit me.
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I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
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I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
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I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!'
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Darn...that was fun!'
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'
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Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
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If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called LABOR!
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Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
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Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?
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Bumper sticker of the year: 'If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier.'
FACTS OF LIFE
Posted by
Gr8
(VIP) 20 Jul 2004 11:49am
Pegasus i ENJOY YOUR POSTS keep up the great work
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At GameColony.com you can play games of skill only -- play for free or play for $prizes!.
According to the statutes of most states in the United States, gambling is defined as: "risking something of value upon the outcome of a contest of chance". (Also see No Gambling!). The skill (as opposed to chance) is predominant in games of skill. Playing games of skill for $prizes, therefore, has nothing to do with gambling as it is not a contest of chance -- the more skillful player will win far more often. The chance element of a 'gamble' is either insignificant or missing. When players compete in tournaments or games of skill for $prizes -- it is "competitive entertainment" rather then "gambling". The more skilled winner will always win more matches, tournaments and $prizes.
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