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DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG
Posted by
PEGASUS
(VIP) 29 Jul 2004 12:11pm
WIFE: 'What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?'
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
WIFE: 'Why not- don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUSBAND: 'Okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would?' (With a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND: (makes loud groan)
WIFE: 'Would you let her sleep in our bed?'
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
WIFE: 'Would you play golf with her?'
HUSBAND: 'I guess so.'
WIFE: 'Would you let her use my golf clubs?'
HUSBAND: 'No, she's left handed.'
WIFE: ---silence--
HUSBAND: dang!!!
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