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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED?
Posted by (VIP) 29 Aug 2004 5:25pm
    


Reportedly a first grade teacher gave these to her class...some make more sense than the original ones...their replies were:

It's always darkest before.... day;ight savings time

Don't bite the hand that... is dirty

You can't teach a old dog new... math

If you lie down with dogs, you'll.. stink

A penny saved is... not worth much

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and... you will have to blow your nose

Children should be seen and not...grounded

When the blind lead the blind...get out of the way



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