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Revenge Is Sweet!!!
Posted by
PEGASUS
(VIP) 20 Oct 2004 9:53pm
She spent the first day packing her
belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers
come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last
time at their beautiful dining room table by
candlelight, put on some soft background music,
and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of
caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When
she had finished, she went into each and
every room and deposited a few half-eaten
shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow
of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the
kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new
girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
then slowly, the house began to smell. They
tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing
the place out. Vents were checked for dead
rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
canisters, during which they had to move out
for a few days, and in the end they even paid
to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house. The
maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench
any longer and decided to move. A month later,
even though they had cut their price in half, they
could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually, even the local
realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money
from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how
things were going. He told her the saga of the
rotting house. She listened politely, and said that
she missed her old home terribly, and would be
willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange
for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had
no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a
price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been
worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very
day.
She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered
the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling
as they watched the moving company pack everything
to take to their new home, including the curtain rods.
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU????
OMG!!
Posted by
tuxedomask
(VIP) 21 Oct 2004 7:20am
THAT IS EVIL!!! I LOVE IT PEG!!! 
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