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Always Remember To Follow Instructions
Posted by
PEGASUS
(VIP) 29 Oct 2004 7:26pm
Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so
she calls a repairman. Since she has to go to
work the next day, she tells him, 'I'll leave the
key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave
the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check.
Oh, by the way, don't worry about my Bull Dog,
he won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do
NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my
parrot!'
When the repair man arrives at Mrs. Davidson's
apartment the next day, he discovers the biggest
and meanest Bull Dog he has ever seen. But just as
she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet
watching the repairman go about his business.
The Parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole
time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name
calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself
any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!'
To which the parrot replied,
'Get him, Spike!'
Always remember to follow instructions.
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