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Hard To Fool Them Flies!
Posted by
PEGASUS
(VIP) 4 Nov 2004 6:05pm
A farmer got pulled over by a Police Officer
for speeding, and the officer started to lecture
the farmer about his speed, and in general
began to throw his weight around to try to
make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the officer got around to writing out the
ticket, and as he was doing that, he kept swatting
at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, 'Having some problems with
circle flies there, are ya?'
The officer stopped writing the ticket and said,
'Well yeah, if that's what they are; I never heard
of circle flies.'
So the farmer says, 'Well, circle flies are common
on farms. See, they're called circle flies because
they're almost always found circling around the
back end of a horse.'
The officer says, 'Oh,' and goes back to writing
the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says,
'Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's
****'
The farmer says, 'Oh no, officer. I have too much
respect for law enforcement and police officers to
even think about calling you a horse's ****.'
The officer says, 'Well, that's a good thing,' and
goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, 'Hard to fool
them flies though.'
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