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A Redneck
Posted by (VIP) 4 Dec 2004 10:36pm
    


True Redneck
You might be a redneck if. . ..

it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God. . '

you've never protested seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

you still say 'Hanukkah' and/ or 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

you bow your head when someone prays.

you stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

you've never burned an American flag.

you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

you'd give your last dollar to a friend.

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of them.






Thank you Scarlet
Posted by PEGASUS (VIP) 5 Dec 2004 9:20am
    


You've given me much 'food for thought'

I'll think twice before laughing at redneck jokes again.



redneck
Posted by (VIP) 5 Dec 2004 12:11pm
    


That's not a redneck Scarlet....that's a true American, I am southern (South MO) but that is called patriotism, and I am with you 100%



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