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Posted by
PEGASUS
(VIP) 1 Feb 2005 11:22pm
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Control: A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty: How golfers create divots.
Paradox: two physicians.
Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.
Polarize: what penguins see with.
Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV. [sorry guys!]
Relief: what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6.
Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.
Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official.
And last but not least (a real 'Good One'):
Subdued: ...like a guy, like works on one of those attack submarines.
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Posted by
(VIP) 2 Feb 2005 3:41pm
Good one Peg, made me laugh.
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