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MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING
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PEGASUS
(VIP) 9 May 2005 3:53pm
I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ..
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible
(plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and
they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because ...
I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
I don't put things away because ...
My husband will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when
they invite me over for dinner.
I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say 'Permanent Press'.
I don't stress much on anything because ..
'A Type' personalities die young and I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
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