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Cleaning Poem
Posted by PEGASUS (VIP) 28 Jun 2005 4:02pm
    


I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'puteing',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my butt
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.
<>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.





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