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WISDOM FROM GRANDPA
Posted by PEGASUS (VIP) 29 Jun 2005 10:09am
    


Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose
egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so
busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one;
but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a
thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.

On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past -
but never the present.

A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the
washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work.'

The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when
the interest is kept up.

Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make
beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and
some of the roads weren't paved.

You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is
such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and
bald, they don't recognize you.

Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing!!




grandpa
Posted by (VIP) 29 Jun 2005 4:26pm
    


Peg, honey? you are not old, wings may be tired, but will always be my horsey-with-wings and one of my 3 angels



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