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Ma's JOKE OF THE DAY!
Posted by
utahma
(VIP) 6 Sep 2005 10:56am
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, 'If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?'
'No, I stopped drinking years ago,' the bum said.
'Will you use it to gamble?'
'I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive.'
'Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?'
'Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!'
The man said, 'Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.'
The bum was astounded. 'Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.'
The man replied, 'That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf.'
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