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Ma's JOKE OF THE DAY!
Posted by
utahma
(VIP) 20 Sep 2005 9:23am
Homer, a handsome dude who liked to gamble, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a woman at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 0 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
The woman looked at Homer and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
Homer said, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
The woman replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, 'You're on!'
Just as the woman placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The woman was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
Homer replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump.'
The woman replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
Well, Ma
Posted by
1okaylady
(VIP) 20 Sep 2005 10:44am
You didn't mention that she was a blonde (no offense to the blondes). This was is funny.
Needed that laugh today, thanks Ma.
ma
Posted by
(VIP) 20 Sep 2005 10:35am
nice one maaaaaaaaa
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