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Ma's JOKE OF THE DAY!
Posted by utahma (VIP) 23 Sep 2005 8:53am
    


Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions of Ireland with no running water, no electricity, none of the creature comforts. One night, Mikes' wife goes into labor. The local doctor is there in attendance.

'What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?'

'Hold the lantern, Mikey. Here it comes!' The doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see. 'Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy.'

'Saints be praised, I...'

Before Mike can finish the doctor interrupts, 'Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mikey.' Soon the doctor delivers the next child. 'You've a full set now, Mikey. A beautiful baby daughter.'

'Thanks be to...'

Again the doctor cuts in. 'Hold the lantern, Mikey! Hold the lantern!' Soon the doctor delivers a third child. The doctor holds up the third baby for Mike's inspection.

'Doctor,' asks Mike, 'do you think it's the light that's attracting 'em?'




excellent
Posted by Adhuil (VIP) 25 Sep 2005 8:36pm
    


Thank you, Ma. Laughed for a solid minute - even though i AM living in the rurals of Ireland!



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