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Ma's JOKE OF THE DAY!
Posted by
utahma
(VIP) 28 Sep 2005 8:17am
A woman goes into a restaurant and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'
The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.'
But the woman keeps on screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'
Finally, the manager comes over and says, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize!'
The woman says, 'No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!' And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads .
'W I N A B A G E L'
even funny to the Brits 
Posted by
beejaysus
(VIP) 28 Sep 2005 2:03pm
Good jokes Ma, brings a smile to my face
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