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Ma's JOKE OF THE DAY!
Posted by utahma (VIP) 30 Sep 2005 11:05am
    


A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, 'What in the world is that?'

'Beef tongue,' replies the butcher!

The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, 'No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal's mouth!'

The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman's shopping cart, 'I see you're buying a dozen eggs!'




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