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'Ma's JOKE OF THE DAY!
Posted by
utahma
(VIP) 4 Oct 2005 7:04am
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as
they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative,'
said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are
legal
in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to
your
ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in
the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my
ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count...
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas,
Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia and Washington DC
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