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Ma's FUNNY OF THE DAY!
Posted by
utahma
(VIP) 6 Oct 2005 9:01am
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
ROFL!!!
Posted by
KymB
(VIP) 6 Oct 2005 9:22am
THANKS MA,
I LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE JOKE OF THE DAY EVERY MORNING. IT STARTS MY DAY ON A POSITIVE NOTE. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TAKING YOUR SHOW ON THE ROAD?
HAVE A GOOD DAY- READ YOU AGAIN TOMORROW
YOUR FRIEND,
KIM
ty, ty
Posted by
utahma
(VIP) 6 Oct 2005 4:33pm
Aw Kym, you're too sweet. I'm glad I can bring a smile ur way. I will be gone this weekend, so I'm afraid I won't have one up on Sat and Sun, but I'll be here tomorrow morning and then I'll see u all on Monday!!!!
Love ya! Have a super weekend!
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