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Ma's FUNNY OF THE DAY!
Posted by utahma (VIP) 17 Oct 2005 9:09am
    


A fellow walked into a Baskin & Robbins Ice Cream Parlor on a very hot summery day.

He ordered a double scooped chocolate cone, received it, and then walked away.

Outside on the sidewalk he paused for a bit, then he pulled out a pair of red birds, sat down on a nearby bench with his birds, and placed them on top of his fudgie.

A passerby who glanced over his way and noticed the curious sight, was prompted to ask 'What's happening, Bud, with your treat with two birdies alight?'

The fellow replied in a curious way, in an absolute serious tone, 'I'm just trying, dear sir, as best I know how, to chill two birds with one cone.'



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