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Ma's JOKE OF THE DAY!
Posted by
utahma
(VIP) 20 Oct 2005 7:19am
He’s No Brain Surgeon (AKA men can be blond too!)
WHEN she arrived at the automobile dealership to pick up her new car, Mrs. Smith was told that the keys had accidentally been locked inside it. She went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As she watched from the passenger’s side, she tried the door handle and discovered it was unlocked. “Hey,” Mrs. Smith told the technician, “it’s open!”
“I know,” the young man answered. “I already got that side.”
This was one for me
Posted by
(VIP) 20 Oct 2005 8:40am
Had the EXACT same thing almost happen to me! Love these jokes!
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