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Ma's FUNNY OF THE DAY!
Posted by utahma (VIP) 23 Oct 2005 9:34am
    


Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school yard. Each was bragging about how great their fathers are.

The first one said: 'Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!'

The second one said: 'Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!'

Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his head. He then said: 'Sorry, dudes... but MY DAD is the fastest. He's a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30,... and he's home by 3:45!'




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