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Ma's FUNNY OF THE DAY!
Posted by utahma (VIP) 26 Oct 2005 8:50am
    


Our mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed, so my brother, Josh, and I decided to buy her one as a gift. The problem was we weren't sure what to get, because it was an odd size. Fortunately, my brother happened to be visiting my mother one day when I called home.

'Measure the bed frame before you leave,' I told him.

'I don't have a tape measure.'

'You can use a dollar bill,' I suggested, 'each one is six inches long.'

'Can't,' he replied after digging through his wallet, 'I only have a ten.'




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