Main Forum
| Post Reply
|
Ma's JOKE OF THE DAY!
|
|
Play cribbage tournaments online
|
| It's now: Nov 19, 6:20pm EST |
Ma's JOKE OF THE DAY!
Posted by
utahma
(VIP) 27 Oct 2005 9:20am
A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. 'Look,' said the doctor, 'there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses.' 'I know,' agreed the blonde, 'but I kind of had my heart set on wire frames
I think ...
Posted by
(VIP) 27 Oct 2005 10:50am
these jokes were written with ME in mind. I can't imagine why!!!!
Reply to this topic
|
Play cribbage tournaments online
At GameColony.com you can play games of skill only -- play for free or play for $prizes!.
According to the statutes of most states in the United States, gambling is defined as: "risking something of value upon the outcome of a contest of chance". (Also see No Gambling!). The skill (as opposed to chance) is predominant in games of skill. Playing games of skill for $prizes, therefore, has nothing to do with gambling as it is not a contest of chance -- the more skillful player will win far more often. The chance element of a 'gamble' is either insignificant or missing. When players compete in tournaments or games of skill for $prizes -- it is "competitive entertainment" rather then "gambling". The more skilled winner will always win more matches, tournaments and $prizes.
|
|
