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Ma's FUNNY OF THE DAY!
Posted by
utahma
(VIP) 28 Oct 2005 7:18am
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some Cyanide. The pharmacist said, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, 'Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not. Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, you didn't Tell me you had a prescription!'
I like this one too
Posted by
KymB
(VIP) 29 Oct 2005 10:57pm
especially since i am fielding calls right now for the dr's exchange....Keep the laughs coming Ma.....
kim
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