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Ma's HALLOWEEN HUMOR!
Posted by
utahma
(VIP) 31 Oct 2005 9:29am
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? FROSTBITE
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? NO THEY EAT THEIR FINGERS SEPARATELY
Why do vampires need mouthwash? THEY HAVE BAT BREATH
Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? IT HAD NO GUTS
What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee? A BOO BOO
Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death? HE COULDN'T FIND ANY DLOOB
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? HE WAS BUTTERING UP HIS TEACHER
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? HOPE ITS HALLOWEEN
How did the priest make holy water? HE TOOK SOME TAP WATER AND BOILED THE HELL OUT OF IT
What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people? A POULTRYGEIST
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up his payments to his exorcist? HE WAS REPOSSESSED
What did the wicked chicken lay? DEVILED EGGS
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly? BECAUSE IF THEY WERE SMALL ROUND AND SMOOTH THEY'D BE M&Ms
When is it bad luck to see a black cat? WHEN YOU'RE A MOUSE
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A HOLY TERROR
And now my kids' winner of the day (ew):::::
What did they ma vampire say to her son? HURRY UP AND EAT YOUR BREAKFAST BEFORE IT CLOTS
Happy Halloween y'all 
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