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Ma's FUNNY OF THE DAY!
Posted by utahma (VIP) 2 Nov 2005 8:24am
    


The preacher said, 'There's no such thing as a perfect woman. Anybody present who has ever known a perfect woman, stand up.'

Nobody stood up.

'Those who have ever known a perfect man, stand up.'

One elderly gentleman stood up.

'Are you honestly saying you knew an absolutely perfect man?' he asked, somewhat amazed.

'Well now, I didn't know him personally,' replied the little old man, 'but I have heard a great deal about him. He was my wife's first husband.'





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