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Ma's FUNNY OF THE DAY!
Posted by
utahma
(VIP) 7 Nov 2005 8:32am
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a
steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the
wheel. Her husband, a divorce lawyer, suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice, 'Darling,' he
says. 'I know we've been married for twenty years,
but I want a divorce.' The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it', he says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you
are.' Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering
wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to
55. The husband, knowing how to get the upper hand in a divorce proceeding, 'I want the house,' he says insistently. Up to 60. 'I want the car, too,' he continues. 65 mph. 'And,' he says, I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat.' The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: 'Isn't there anything you want?' The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. 'No, I've got everything I need.' she says. 'Oh, really?' he says with derision. 'So what have you got?' Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. 'The airbag.'
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