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Ma's FUNNY OF THE DAY!
Posted by
utahma
(VIP) 23 Nov 2005 7:46am
A woman goes to the gates of heaven where she meets St.
Peter. St. Peter says to her 'God has looked at your book of life
and you are welcome in heaven under one condition'
The woman say 'What's that?'
St. Peter says 'You must spell the word 'Love'.' So she does
and she is let in to heaven. As she gets in, St. Peter's beeper
goes off. He tells the woman to watch the gate until he returns,
and reminds her that she must ask whoever comes to spell the
word. Next thing you know, her husband shows up at the gate
and she asks him 'what are you doing here?'
He says that on the way home from the funeral, there was an
accident and he died. The wife says alright, but you do have to
spell one word first before you come in to heaven.
He asks 'What's that?'
She says 'Spell Czechoslovakia'
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