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whats a headache?
Posted by
utahma
(VIP) 7 Dec 2005 7:39am
In the Beginning, God created Heaven and Earth and then He created man: God said, 'Adam, I want you to do something for me.'
Adam said, 'Gladly, what do You want me to do?'
God said, 'Go down into that valley.'
And Adam said, 'What's a valley?'
And God explained it to him. Then God said, 'Cross the river.'
And Adam said, 'What's a river?'
And God explained to him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill.'
And Adam said, 'What is a hill?'
And God explained that to him. Then He told Adam, 'On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.'
And Adam said, 'What's a cave?'
And God explained that to him, then said, 'In the cave you will find a Woman.'
And Adam said, 'What's a woman?'
So God explained that to him, and said, 'I want you to reproduce.'
And Adam said, 'How do I do that?'
So God explained to him.
So off went Adam, down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, and into the cave and found the woman, and in about fifteen minutes, Adam was back.
God patiently replied, as He always does, 'Yes... how can I help you?'
And Adam said, 'What's a headache?'
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