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backwards collar
Posted by utahma (VIP) 12 Dec 2005 8:55am
    


An old man from way out in the boondocks made it to new York and got on the subway. He sat down next to a younger man. He noticed that the young man had a strange kind of shirt collar, so he asked the man, 'Excuse me, sir, but why do you have your shirt collar on backwards?'

The young man smiled kindly and answered, 'I wear this collar because I am a Father.'

The old man thought a second and responded, 'Sir, I am also a father, but I wear my collar frontways. Why do you wear your collar so differently?'

The priest thought for a minute, and said, 'I am the Father for many.'

The old man quickly answered, 'I too am the father of many. I have six sons, five daughters and many grandchildren. But I wear my collar like everyone else does. Why do you wear yours backwards?'

The priest, flustered, said impatiently,

'Sir, I am the Father for hundreds and hundreds of people.'

The old man, taken aback, sat silently for a long time. As he got up to leave the subway car, he leaned over to the priest and said, 'Mister, maybe you should wear your pants backwards.'




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