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Posted by JudyForFun (VIP) 23 Dec 2005 7:38pm
    


Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid
bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed
in a fire. Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies
with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of
a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When
the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the
eye and said, 'Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs
enemas?'

A famous Norwegian explorer returned home from a voyage and found his
name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining
to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, 'I must
have taken Leif off my census'.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire
in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have
your kayak and heat it too.

MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU.....
(or, HAPPY HOLIDAYS & SEASONS GREETINGS if you prefer)



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Posted by utahma (VIP) 24 Dec 2005 9:48am
    


sorry hon - just posted this one in the crib forum lol then I saw you had it in here - didn't mean to copycat......great minds think alike lol Merry Christmas!



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