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Posted by utahma (VIP) 20 Jan 2006 8:54am
    


had a player request cow jokes - here goes

Where do cows go for lunch?
... The 'calf'-eteria.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
... Spoiled Milk.

What did the farmer do after he was done milking the first cow?
... He milked the 'udder' one!

What do you call a cow who loves honey?
... Winnie the Moo.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
... Ground beef.




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