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I SAW NOTHING
Posted by utahma (VIP) 3 Mar 2006 9:59am
    


Three men got acquainted and started talking about their wives. One man was from England, one from France, and one from America. The guy from England began by saying: 'I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared... and even dessert.'

Then the man from France spoke up: 'I sat my wife down and told her that from now on she would have to do her own shopping, and also do the cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries.

The fellow from America sat up straight, pushed out his chest and said: 'I gave my wife a stern look and told her that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and housecleaning. Well the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But on the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye.




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