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MISCHIEVIOUS BROTHERS:
Posted by PEGASUS (moderator) 11 Apr 2006 11:21am
    


MISCHIEVIOUS BROTHERS: if a repeat bear with me lol

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all
about it.

If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably
involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town has been
successful in discipling children, so she asked if he would
speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with
the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the
younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where
God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting
there wide eyed and his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,
"Where is God?"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger
in the boys face and bellowed, "Where is God?"

The boy screamed &bolted from the room, ran directly home
&dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,
"What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in
BIG trouble this time."

(I just LOVE reading this next line again and again)

"GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"



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