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Ma's JOKE OF THE DAY! Posted by utahma (VIP) Sep 6 2005 10:56AM A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. <br><br>The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, 'If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?' <br><br>'No, I stopped drinking years ago,' the bum said. <br><br>'Will you use it to gamble?' <br><br>'I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive.' <br><br>'Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?' <br><br>'Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!' <br><br>The man said, 'Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.' <br><br>The bum was astounded. 'Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.' <br><br>The man replied, 'That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf.' |
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